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Der „SB84 North Dock“ Print auf der Brust signalisiert: „Ich arbeite hart“, während der fette Backprint mit dem bärtigen Skelett ehrlich zugibt: „...und innerlich bin ich eigentlich schon seit 2012 tot.“ Perfekt, um die Plautze zu kaschieren, die du dir über den Winter (und die letzten fünf Jahre) hart erarbeitet hast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDie Tasse:\u003c\/b\u003e Endlich ein Gefäß, das groß genug für deinen schwarzen Kaffee – oder die Tränen deiner Neider – ist. Das Design passt perfekt zum Hoodie, damit man auch beim Frühstück sieht, dass du modisch zumindest eine Richtung hast, wenn es im Leben schon nicht klappt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDer Preis:\u003c\/b\u003e 49,90 € für die „Limitierte Küstenedition“. 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